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8:25 a.m. - 2001-12-12
Pimp�N for the NAVY� Now this is good. As you all know I�m currently on rotation here at my Job doing most paper pushing again but in different ways than I�m used too. As this rotation is suppose �broaden my horizons�. But PIMP�N? You see this morning one of upper level co workers here confided to me that the base here has a real hard time keeping newly hired engineers. Apparently if they don�t find girlfriends quickly, they leave. And the few in this specific organization have been discussing just that. At this point she says to me: �So Fritz if you know any single girls... we have a few new hires here... I�m serious... even ones in Annapolis will do...." WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? DO I LOOK LIKE A PIMP? Just snap my fingers and a wave of single eager women will magically appear? Naw�. I just said �I�ll see what I can do�� Here�s the funny part. I actually do know a few very decent single gals in the area who being post-college are starting to become mortally afraid of spinsterhood. (note according to MS Word� Spinsterhood is actually a real word hehehe� I thought it was just part of Fritzlish) But come on� First off I hate playing match maker. And Second� I really feel like a pimp.. which I�m not quite sure I like. *sigh* I can see it now� Support your country� date an engineer then five years down the road� him: �What do you mean you never loved me?� her: �Sorry I was just overwhelmed by patriotism� I�m better now� etc�. I�m feeling better now� Take Care, -Fritz It�s been cool - 2005-05-18 If you happen to have a surplus of funds, please feel free to buy something for little old me off my Wish list. You will earn my undying love and gratitude. ;) |
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